Inspiration from Bob Tzu

[CZBZ]

"Every day, take a step toward your goal. I guarantee that, one day, you'll look down at your feet and see that you've stepped in it." ~Bob Tzu

Excerpted from Bob's blogspot, Duhism:

"Bob Tzu is the long-lost American cousin of the Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu. Lao Tzu taught Taoism. Bob Tzu teaches Duhism (pronounced "duh-ism"… not "due-ism", or "do-ism", or "Ludmila Bogdenskaya"). Says Bob, "I taught my cousin everything he knows, then I promptly forgot it. What's left is Duhism."

Duhism is a faux-losophy of Bob's Impractical Wisdumb. Follow it at your own risk. The practice of Duhism is said to guarantee a rebirth in Newark, New Jersey.

While Lao Tzu died about 2,500 years ago, Bob lives with his wife, Bobbie Sue Tzu, his brother, Billy-Bob Tzu, and his dog, Petting Tzu.

And Bob urges you to remember, "If you benefit from my teachings in any way, you clearly misunderstood me.""

If you need a daily laugh, subscribe to Bob's Duh of the Day. Otherwise, I'll repost his wis-dumbs on the forum now and then.  


Hugs,
CZ