...but what you have ACTUALLY done is not evil...or even mean. It is justice. ...you`re just saying outright what most of us are thinking.... And you have had the courage to do something specific about Lucifer. You are nothing but a Superhero from where I`m sitting. With gorgeous long legs. Lucifer picked on the WRONG CHICK. He has met his match....and the opposing force to a Lucifer is an AngelSo there. MSN
Well, ok. That makes me feel better about finishing the Big Mail Out to Lucifer's Friends and Lovers...not that he actually HAS either one. He never had ANY friends except for his harem, and those he apparently paid.
Yah, well....I am old and don't give a damn what happens, so that's why I'm brave. I am pretty sure if I do something bizarre, my darling shrink will just say this whole thing sent me over the edge. Plus I don't have a record. I was a good citizen for 60 years.
I WISH I had a conduit to Lucifer's inner life. I can't get him to bite anymore on a dating site. Maybe he's sitting dead in his house and he fell face forward into his computer and his nose is rotting into the keyboard. Yuck! That'll need to be run through the dishwasher at least TWICE!!!
Today I printed out a couple of photos of his old office with his nameplate removed messily from his door. I'll enclose that in a future mailing to Lucifer himself. I decided he should get a festive copy of Penis Pokey sent to Mr. Jo-weenus Lastname in care of his old chairman to his old address at the med school.......
Weenus is what a pal of mine's boy child called his you-know-what and it'll be funny to send it to him with that spelling, and "Wannes" was a childhood noickname that he abhored, so of course, he'll know it's from me. PLUS he'll hate it because he is only addressed as Mister whilst chairman is addresses as Doctor. He got really mad at me in court because I always referred to him as MISTER Lastname.
I wonder how he gets his mail now from the campus...do they call him and tell him to come get it once a week or do they just mark out the address and write his home address on everything? Who knows.
Good Dog, I'm being petty but it's just so much fun to p-u-s-h the envelope......am hoping to make him so upset he returns to the cop shop and whines about his mean old ex-wifey and they are totally sick of it and really do file charges against him for annoying them. I can i-MAG-ine him running into the Police Station waving a copy of the Penis Pokey book and a snapshot of his now removed nameplate from his old office door.
Legs, who really needs to round up 2-3 more addresses to complete the Happy Horriday from Lucifer packets.........