Ns who are NOT the Golden Child. Cue violins.

[JennyWren]

Flaming h*ll Legs....Lucifer has a vivid imagination...you`d have to be terribly commited to chaos to leave for another man...have a nervy B....then morph into a Lesbian....and become a prostitute! 

You should write an Autobiography of that thrill-packed episode.

Also...I think...as you say....it`s time to give up trying to make ANY sense of these Ns any more. I think I know ENOUGH to know BigBird is completely off his trolley...and that the things he said about me were as nuts as he is.

Don't worry your pretty litttlw head about it for another second..you are NEVER going to understand any of it because you simply KHAN'T. No comprende. No habla n-speak. Never have. Never will.

Never a truer word was said.

[JennyWren]

You can bet every penny you possess that if it was ME texting, e-mailing and telephoning a man that I wasn't married to, wasn't related to, and didn't work with - then in Toad's eyes I would have been committing adultery.  Heck if some man so much as looked at me, then I was committing adultery!  So what's good for the goose is good for the gander

That`s nudged my memory bone! I did actually ask BigBird....during one of our "Lively Debates" that would have been an 8-pointer on the Reichter scale....What he would have done if he found out I had been texting/skypeing/e-mailing/calling an ex and discussing our True Love  .....he considered for a moment....pulled himself hautily up to full BigBird height....and announced with rage (as though I actually had done those things)...that he would throw me out immediately and permanently.

At which point the converstation took a turn as though I WAS the one who had been messing about.

I`d forgotten that.

[tango3]

Yep they just flip it all back on you!  I'm pretty sure that Toad's stalking attempts have been to see if he can find out if I have a man in my life, so then he can act all indignant and holier than thou that I am committing adultery. 

[JennyWren]

Urghhh Tango....don`t they just make you want to fill them with hydrogen and light a match. Methane would do I suppose. BigBird was always pretty full of that.

I can quite believe that Toad would stalk you for exactly the purpose of checking if you are with someone. BigBird stated repeatedly that he would be furious at the VERY IDEA of me with someone else...even though he was happy to walk out?????!!!!??

I guess it is because they think we are their property. And even after a d&d...we are still a necessary part of them...because we are a dumping ground of blame and infernal projection...so they never have to consider how pathetic they are.

[tango3]

I am pretty sure that Toad is furious.  The longer he was gone, the better I started to look!  The years and the misery evaporated away, he looks OLD, very, very OLD, about 20 years older than me (he's 3 years younger).  It must really stick in his craw that I didn't wither and die.

[JennyWren]

Best and most tortuous revenge ever 

When Toad is wanting to rub his little scaly webbed hands together in joy of how miserable you are withering away without him....you are looking a million dollars!

Don`t you just love how mother nature screws up these miserable N faces like ancient wizzened walnuts parched in a desert. Fabulous. It really is exactly the thing they fear most.