I love it when you go on a rant about your sisters...I have three and two of them are batshit crazy.
I just had to laugh at this. My mom has 1 sister and they're both batshit crazy!! I always wanted a sister, but I'm not sure why now that I think of it.
After they speak on the phone, here is what my mom ALWAYS says:
"Well she didn't ask about you kids again because she's so JEALOUS!"
"She can't stand that all my kids are educated and only 2 of hers went to college"
"She can't stand that my boys are professionals and hers are blue collar"
"She can't stand her 2 daughters aren't attractive and you're so beautiful" - That's the ONLY time I ever get a compliment.
"She can't stand to be without a man"
"She can't stand that she's getting older, and lies about her age"
Is any WoNder I'm such a holy mess? lol